Wednesday, 25 September 2019

Iron Sky/Pulp Moon Nazis invade 7TV-Day 3 at Board in Brum

After a bit of a (long) hiatus I managed to get a bit of hobby time and got myself organised to attend the 3rd 7TV event day, held at Board in Brum

My friend Keiron has already written up the premise for this days event at Board in Brum (excellent venue by the way) on his  Cheaphammer Blog.

But to reiterate, Mike Strong who organised the event put together a nice narrative using the idea that Sydney Baron (the main 7TV Studios CEO) wanted to commission a load of new shows and had a sizeable budget to throw at them including more extras than usual and the hiring of some new filming locations, not used in his programmes before.

3 games would be played and really it did not matter who won, lost or what side gained the most wins. Overall it was all about having fun and playing games. However there were a few prizes for Best Cast, Best Opponent and Best Board (participants were encouraged to bring their own boards to compete on)

My Cast for the day was made up of various manufacturers Pulpy style Germans
My Evil Moon Nazis

Mecha Hitler (Star)
Gretal Von X (Co-Star)
Otto Von X (Mechanical Man)
FeldWebel Strauss (Stomtrooper Sergeant)
2 x Stormtroopers
2 x Jet Truppen
Dr Vogelbaum (Scientist)
Werewolf (Beastman Howler)
Werehound (Beastman Growler)
Oberst Mannerheim (VIP)

Some of the boards:

Pirate Island - Best Board

Some of the Casts:

Best Cast - Manic Clowns

Keirons Horde
Simons Beast Horde
Tavis's Pirates of the Dread Seas

Episode 1 - Winterly's Heat vs Chris

Lady Winterly had information that Moon Nazis had invaded her secluded country domain and sent out her Horses and Hounds to track them down. In the blazing heat Mecha Hitler suddenly found his forces on the defensive trying to stop his VIP from being taken out. A mix up in castling location A mix up in castling location found Otto Von X and a Huntsman switching places.                                                                                                                                                                                                    

This enabled the massed firepower of the Moon Nazis to take down the luckless Hunter and Otto ended up being pinned for the rest of the episode by a pack of snarling hounds. 

The Were creatures with their thick fur struggled in the heat and could not get into a favourable position to charge the Horse and Hounds and could only snarl menacingly as Winterly's Hunt jumped obstacles and used their horses speed to ride down luckless Nazi troopers.                                                                          
Even the advantage of the Jetruppen firing down from the church tower albeit taking out some Riders and hounds couldn't swing the episode in Mecha Hitlers favour. 

Lady Winterly using her Arcana abilities dragged Oberst Mannerheim out of his hiding place and using her considerable femine whiles, stole the scene and rode down the now prone VIP. Using her Unholy Tome clutched so tightly her knuckles were as white as her namesake, Mannerheim vanished from the screen! 

Despite a hail of gunfire and Mecha Hitler charging into personal combat, the Lady was not for falling and the episode ended with the Moon Nazis withdrawing and Lady Winterly's ethereal laughter following them.

Episode 2 - Raiders of the Lost Reich (Co-Directed by Keiron)

In a controversial move to see if viewing figure could be improved, Sydney Barron tried a crossover episode using the experimental move that both casts would be represented by "Bad Guys".                                                                                                                                                                         Pitting Hordaks Horde (originally seen in Princess She to Eternia) against Mecha Hitlers Moon Nazis in a time old favourite Smash and Grab Heist program would either be a revelation or a complete flop on the Rotten Tomatoes scale.

With the 4th Reich troops spread out around the desert town defending its valuable assets Hordak marshalled his followers and with a supernatural speed managed to take possession of some of the assets before the Nazis had time to react.

However Hordak, himself in possession of some lucrative advertising items slipped of screen and wasn't seen again for the rest of the program (which caused his director getting a sever tongue lashing from the producer)

Failing due to the lack of his dominate leadership, the Horde began to act irrationally. Catra and Scorpia saw red and attacked the Nazi defenders without direction and afteran action packed scene were taken out easily. Scorpia fell to a barrage of Stick Grenades hurled from the Stormtroopers and Catra was mauled and declawed by the Werehounds.                                                                                                                                                                                                   On the other side of the town Grizlor tried to advance with his Mechanical Shocktroopers, unfortunately they walked into a hail of fire from Gretel and Mecha Hitler.In a last ditch effort, Hordak's, Slime Monster grabbed some more valuables and slowly ambled off screen. However it finally fell and the as the credits rolled Dr Vogelbaum was heard to whisper "Success is a state of mind, Herr Hordak".

Episode 3 - If I only had a Photograph of you vs Tavis (unfortunately ended up with boring pics of this game)

This was the Last Episode of a long day of filming and Mecha Hitler and his 4th Reich Moon Nazis were trying to regain some lost, scandalous and scintillating Polaroids of Eva Braun and himself in their younger years.                                                                                                                      Trying to thwart his chivalrous efforts (Hitler, chivalrous?????) were a motley pirate band of Shiva cultists who would use these pictographs for their own nefarious ends.The cameras started to roll and instantly a couple of Co-Starts found themselves off their mark!Gretal and the Pirate Co-Star had had their staring marks changed and this resulted in Gretal off screen and in a massive Diva huff she stormed off to her dressing room.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Utilising his good fortune the Pirates Co-Star moved out of the woods and flailed wildly at the now shocked Stormtroops who suddenly had a big blue beast in their midst. Reacting immediately, Mecha Hitler ordered his Jettruppen to swoop over to the stone pyramid and opened up on the Pirates Lizard Beast, one Jettrup was nearly downed in the return fire but the Lizard Beast was taken out.

15 minutes on screen would be his only claim to fame. 

The Wulfen used their supernatural speed and managed to grab some of the loose Polaroids getting blown around the battlefield and scampered away from the advancing Pirates. A very tense game of cat and mouse began with the director trying to instil some action into the scenes.                                                                                                                                                                         The Pirate Captain suddenly see's her opening and begins an action packed scene, charging across the field using her grappling hook and flies into Mecha Hitler, knocking him down but even with the best choreographed swordplay couldn't take out the Moon Nazi Commander. The Jettruppen leap across the sky (on some very rickety wire contraption) and mow down the Pirate band in the woods. A shout was heard from the Producer "Maguffin" reminding the casts (who never read scripts properly) about the most important Polaroid. Dr Vogelbaum checked his smock pocket and found he had already picked it up.

The credits started to roll. Filming was done for the day and Frauline Braun's modesty would be intact and the racy pics might be destroyed......that's another Story/Program/Episode.

Cracking event, well organised, friendly and I had three great opponents.

7TV is an awesome game and encompasses so many great Genres, there should be something for everyone.

Thursday, 6 June 2019

UK Games Expo 2019

The NEC in Birmingham hosted the annual UK Games Expo event this May Bank Holiday weekend. The Expo is the biggest gaming event in the UK and this year it was even larger than usual with a record attendance over the 3 days of over 30000 people!!

Usually I have only ever attended as a visitor or helped out independent companies (GCT-Bushido) demoing games for one day. This year however I volunteered to work the Expo for the whole three days as a games demonstrator. When I finally got an email confirming my place on the Expo staff I was informed that I would be working on the Ares Games stand - absolute perfect for me as Ares does the Wings of Glory WW1/WW2 miniatures game that I am extremely familiar with, playing the game since its first edition as Wings of War and also being part of the Wings of Glory Aerodrome group.

However the weekend at the Expo I spent three marvellous days demoing the new Battlestar Galactica miniatures game which is very similar to the Fantasy Flight X-Wing miniatures game. The main staff of Ares games were very friendly and a pleasure to work for - especially Roberto who engaged all weekend with myself and my fellow demo crew.

To highlight how the Expo is growing in size - last year the Expo employed about 15 games demonstrators, this year they employed about 52!

Ares were attending for the first time and had a crew of seven of us alone. This crew was needed as on the Saturday we ran a huge event based on the Episode '33' of the new TV series. This event had over 30 people all playing at once and it will continue at the Origins game show as well as others to have an overall conclusion at the end of the year. At the Expo though the Cylons had the upper hand causing the most damage against Colonial forces.

Ares Games were also nominated for 4 awards during the show:

Best New Miniatures Rules, Peoples Choice (Battlestar Galatica)
Best New Miniature Range Peoples Choice (Battlestar Galactica)
Best Miniatures Range Judges Choice (Battlestar Galactica Spaceship Packs)
and a Card game award for Nighmarium.

They walked away winning 3 awards for the Battlestar Galactica range!

I did get some time off over the weekend to wander round the show and see all the new and available games on offer (I might have partook in a few purchases - see swag below)

Also across the Piazza of the NEC collectormania was also taking place so the whole area was inundated with Cosplayers. I only got to see a few though.

The whole event was brilliant and it was great to see such a wide demographic attending, from hardcore Gamers/RPG'ers, families (lots of kids this year which is awesome to see, with them all having fun) young and old alike.

Also having the chance to catch up with friends new and old is probably the best opportunity of all - games, food, drink and friends I cant wait for next year.

Big shout out to some of the best in the business:

Karl, Morgan and Helena @ Crooked Dice
Jason @ Tritex
Micheal and Jo @ Oathsworn Miniatures
Paul @ East Street Games
Wayne, Justin and the crew at @ Beasts of War/On Tabletop
Rose @ UK Games Expo


A few pics

Wotan Games Bus

Mythic Games new Dragon miniature for is Joan of Arc Boardgame - Its massive. Human miniatures are 15mm!!

Hall 1 Crowds
The Swag

Tuesday, 28 May 2019

Invasion Earth - 7-TV Games Day

In a varied mash up of Sci-Fi Invasion Mash Ups, the recently set up of 7-TV Studios in the Dales Whitworth Centre started filming their new episodes, not knowing whether the staunch defenders of the Earth or the multitude of diverse Alien Invaders would Attack!! Rein Supreme, Just be Friends or become Masters over the Universe.
Sunday saw a few dastardly Invaders (myself included - with my Mars Attacks Cast) and a few Stalwart Earth Defenders attend the Dales Wargames 7-TV "Invasion Earth" games day.

'The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one'
'The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still they come'

As mentioned I brought a Mars Attacks cast based on the basic Alien Profiles of the base 7-TV box set (others had also dipped into the 7-TV Apocalypse set)

Using these profiles my cast was made up of:

Supreme Regent - Overlord (Star)
Mutant Spider - Marauding Monster (Co-Star)
Martian Science Leader - Unit Leader (Extra)
Martian Science Troopers - Alien Trooper (Extras)

The days was set to host three games, but my first opponent was my friend Simon of brummies wargaming blog and the game finished early so we rolled another scenario and had another game.

Game 1 - The Race vs Simon's Lethal Weapon (1) Cast  
  • Detective Riggs - Action Hero (Star)
  • Detective Murtagh - Tough Detective (Star)
  • Sgt Hooker - Cop Sergeant (Extra)
  • Cops - Cops (Extras)

Setting up on the Wooded Ruins table that Simon had provided, My Martians surged forward and gained a quick handful of Objectives whilst screaming their war cry Ack Ack Ack and vaping poor Cops.

Riggs and Murtagh using a combination of lucky and high powered pistols, shot down a few invading Martians, including Murtagh creeping up on the Supreme Comamnder and blasting him causing some serious damage. Unfortunately, although spaying green blood across the ruins, the Supreme Commander remained on his feet and ordered his relentless troops forward.

The Mutant Spider leapt from the ruins behind Riggs and Sgt Hooker and managed to devour the poor cop leaving Riggs alone. However Riggs managed to overcome his revulsion of the Fearsome beast and with some Hollywood sorry 7-TV studio Martial Arts, took down the chittering monster!

The Martians however could not be stopped and with Riggs and Murtagh escaping back to the precinct the Invasion continues.

Victory for the Invaders.

Game 2 - The VIP vs Lethal Weapon (2)

Riggs and Murtagh had retreated from the initial Martian Attack, back to Precinct 13 and got ready to defend the VIP (Axle Foley) who had some important information that might stop the Martians.

My Martians had to Assassinate the VIP to make sure further incursions against Earths defenders were successful. As this was a bonus game (other participants were still on their first game) we stayed on the same board and the same sides. Which worked well for Simon having the large squared ruined building for the Precinct.

With Foley staying tucked away safe inside the ruined precinct building, Riggs and Murtagh, accompanied with a few cops moved to intercept the Martians, who were trying to flank them.

The Martians were soon bogged down by some abandoned vehicles, by a hail of accurate fire from the police and detectives but a miscommunication in where Extras were supposed to be saw a cop and a Martian trooper in the wrong postion. A situation both the Mutant Spider and Rigg's took advantage of...munch munch Blam!!

Riggs after dispatching the misplaced Alien then moved up and using a nerve gas canister he had found in the police station, popped the cap and launched it at the invaders. This only weakened the Martians but seeing the insidious aliens succumb to their assault, the cops steeled themselves and charged a few of the remaining Martians and clubbed them relentlessly with their daysticks.

Both casts were reeling from the demanding script but it was then that the Supreme Commander who had been watching and waiting, used his Alien Domination mind control whatsit on Foley who had been left unattended. Now under the Martians Commander, there was nothing that could be done as the Menacing Martians used their heat ray on him, setting him on fire - crispy cop!!

Although the VIP had been incinerated the cops had held the thin blue line.


Game 3 - The Race vs Peter's (I think) Spec Ops Cast
  • The Commander - Action Hero (Star)
  • J Whick - Spy (Extra)
  • SO 21 Leader - Unit Leader (Extra)
  • SO 21 Troopers - Soldier (Extra)
  • SO 21 Dog Handler - Solder Dog Handler (Extra)
  • Digby - Dog (Extra)

My next opponent was pretty new to 7-TV and as I am a fairly seasoned player I was asked to take him through a game. This game was to be played on a smaller than usual board, I labelled it the Oil Refinery board.

We played the Race scenario as I thought it would be a simple one to do - just seeing who could gain the most objectives and take out the most of the opposition.

Peter started with his Spec Op cast behind the Refinery and I was on the opposite edge near the pipeline. The Spec Ops troopers dashed out from the cover of the refinery and opened fire on the advancing Martians, catching the Invaders moving into position and took a few down.

However, in their haste to combat the alien peril, they had left themselves seriously exposed and the Martians took great delight Ack Ack Ack!! in vaping the poor soldiers in the open.

The Commander and her escorting Spy had tried to flank the Martian Supreme Commander and his bodyguard of troopers but even with the help of some dodgy scenery placement they couldn't gain the upper hand.

The Supreme Commander tried to dominate the spy but unfortunately failed miserably (the Star Effect only works on lower rated extras)

With the Commander pinned behind cover and her Soldiers getting vaped around her it was soon all over and the Martians resumed their Invasion!

Victory for Mars.

Peter was extremely unfortunate that his Soldiers were caught in the open after dropping a few of my martians. My attack dice were amazing for the first two turns and I practically wiped out his extras causing his cast to be Axed very quickly.

Game 4 - The Escape vs Wayne Bollands (Wargames Illustrated Fame) and his Killbot Terminator Cast
  • Skynet Killy Chromepants - Uber Deathy Killbot (Star)
  • Skynet 00001 - Killbot (Extra)
  • Skynet 00002 - Killbot (Extra)
  • Skynet 00003 - Killbot (Extra)
  • Skynet 00004 - Killbot (Extra)

With the Invasion in full swing and Earth practically dominated by Mars' Attack the Supreme Commander made a move on the last bastion of Earths defence - the Airbase at Area 51. A major thorn in the side of Mars for many a year and of personal significance for the Supreme Commander as his own batch sibling had been experimented upon in one of the black hangers.

The fact that he and his Science Division had been experimenting on abducted humans for years was of no consequence in his demented alien mind.

On arrival at the location, with the order Kill all Humans - Area 51 was already devastated. Bemused, the Supreme Commander wondered who could have done this?

Then an ominous du du du dum du du dum sounded out across the field and out of the smoke and debris strode an ominous silent, silver line of armoured, murder death kill bots.

Looks like Mars isn't the only Invaders with designs on the Earth.

Caught in the sights of the stoic Killbots, the Supreme Commander decides to leave Area 51 as quickly as possible, hopefully dismantling a few of the bots on the way. Unfortunately there is no sign of any furnaces of molten metal to lower the red eyed machines into so hopefully a few well placed vape rays would suffice.

Skynet took a wide stance right across the airfield, each Killbot autonomously activating and marching towards the Martins.

Vape rays shot across the area, reflecting of the chrome surface of the death droids armour. A few rays finally found a chink in this armour but the Killbots are near invulnerable.

With the Supreme Commander dashing across the airbase and into the distance, slowly followed by a large mutant spider a Killbot finally goes down and fails to rise.

A bad set call, see's a Killbot extra swap positions with a Martian Trooper, right next to the Spider. The Martian is cut down by Chromepants and the Spider breaks a fang trying to bite down on solid titanium armour.

In one of the most ludicrous parts of the episode a Martian Trooper runs up behind the Killbot that the Spider ineffectively attacked and presses its deactivation switch!!

A few more Martians are gunned down by the silver machines and Chromepants walks up and crushes two out of the 3 Martians trying to upload the Y2K virus into him. Enough Aliens get across Area 51 taking down another Killbot however and the director screams thats a wrap!

Martian Victory.

I had an absolute blast. The whole day and event was brilliant. Kudos on the organisation by James and Dale Wargames Club and especially as I got to meet up with good friends Simon and Kieron and some new people.

Also even though the day wasn't a tournament, there were a few prizes: I won a years subscription of Wargames Illustrated Magazine for Best Set (I provided the Airfield Board) Kieron won a years Wargames Illustrated Subscription for Best Cast (Skeletor) and Colin from Dales Wargames Club won a copy of the forthcoming 7-TV Pulp box set for being the best sportsman.

Really looking forward to more 7-TV events now.

Some of the tables

Some of the other casts

Simon's Lethal Weapon Cast
Kierons MOTU Skeletor Cast
Peters Spec Ops Cast
My Mars Attacks Cast
One of James Beginner Cobra Cast
Another Beginner cast
James Friendly Visitor Cast